after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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conundrum.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.