Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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fart

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.