When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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misread flashlight

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I pee in the shower.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.