When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I sleep in the nude.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.