I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.