Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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misread flashlight

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.