when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.