lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.