While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.