- Things You Think Only You Do

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

incognito mode on google chrome

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.