Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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R A P E Children

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I control water in the shower.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.