rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.