When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.