Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.