Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.