scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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misread flashlight

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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im going to rape that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.