When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.