Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.