Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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fap

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Breathe.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.