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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.