mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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thumb down this post

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.