Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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im going to rape that girl

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I sleep in the nude.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.