I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.