That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.