sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.