wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.