One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.