I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.