When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Go outside and pee.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.