Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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shag your mom

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Go outside and pee.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.