I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.