I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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smoke marijuana

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.