put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.