Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.