stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I put big spaces in between comments

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.