do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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KICK THE CAN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.