I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.