Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I always think I have special powers

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.