Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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KICK THE CAN

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.