I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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smoke marijuana

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.