My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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sit in the shower

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Pee in the shower.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.