Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I always think I have special powers

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KICK THE CAN

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.