I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.