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being super bored at school

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.