- Things You Think Only You Do

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Fart at home

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Fart at home

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Things You Think Only You Do