Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.