http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always cry when I pray.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.