Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.