Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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KICK THE CAN

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Fart at home

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.