When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Your mom

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.