When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.