Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

thumb_up thumb_down -106

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.