Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.