Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

thumb_up thumb_down -77

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

thumb_up thumb_down -62

"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

thumb_up thumb_down -64

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.