Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.