- Things You Think Only You Do

laziness .... its all in the mind

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.