I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.