Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Made after doomsday plans

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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wonder who wrote these things

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.