I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.