I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.