Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.