When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.