Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.