Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

hate Justin Bieber

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Watch the same movies over and over

Play Minecraft

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.