When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Play Minecraft

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.