Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.