Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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wonder who wrote these things

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Made after doomsday plans

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.