Watch the same movies over and over

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I want to suck on your penis

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.