draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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misread dig bick

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.