when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I have seen a UFO

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.