I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I can't trill my R's

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.