after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I want to suck on your penis

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.