When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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wonder who wrote these things

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.