you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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hate Justin Bieber

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.