Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I always think I have special powers

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.