Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Watch the same movies over and over

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.