Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pee in the shower

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.