I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.