when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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jack off

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.