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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.