turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Your mom

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.