Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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jack off

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.