I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Pee in the shower.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.