I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.