Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Fart at home

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.