When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Pee in the shower.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.