smoke marijuana

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.