eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.