I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I really like taking shits.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.