Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.