My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.