I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.