See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.