sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.