I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Go outside and pee.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.