Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.