Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

get bored so I fist myself for money

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

blow nose. look at kleenex.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Go outside and pee.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I like to poo while smoking.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.