Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.