i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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being super bored at school

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.