Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Pee in the shower.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.