When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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smoke marijuana

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.