Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Pee in the shower.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.