Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.