never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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sit in the shower

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.