when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.