outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.