when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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KICK THE CAN

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I always think I have special powers

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.