I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Pee in the shower.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.