do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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smoke marijuana

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.