wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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sit in the shower

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.