At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.