wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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being super bored at school

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.