i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.