when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.