Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I eat ass

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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smoke marijuana

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.