I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.