Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.