hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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jack off

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.