Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

thumb_up thumb_down -128

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.