Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.