Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

I talk to myself when I'm alone

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.