when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.