When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Take baths

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.