getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.