Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.