Go on this site to feel normal.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I have seen a UFO

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Giving my dog a massage.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.