watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Your mom

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.