When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Your mom

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.