Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.